So... I was never constipated. We just didn't know what was wrong.
I've never followed text books, preferring to make the experts add new things to the books!
(Actually, I will be featured in some medical papers! That's exciting!)
So... no one could easily diagnose me. We couldn't get a quick name for my problem.
But, this is the best way we can explain things...
I had a tumour the size of a computer mouse cut out of my liver. I lost about half of my liver. This left a big gap inside me.
Over the last few months, my insides have jiggled around a bit and a section of my large intestine has shifted into the gap.
Now, there is a bit of a kink in my large intestine... that's where my problems are coming from!
We're not sure how long this might cause me problems. It could be forever!
My liver should regenerate a little bit. It will probably never fully grow back. But, if my liver grows back enough, it might push my intestines back into their right spot. We're just not sure.